Category Archives: Funny

Terrifyingly Creepy Vintage Halloween Costumes

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These costumes will haunt your dreams

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45 of the cutest Easter Bunnies you ever see

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Hahaha, joking… 45 Easter Bunnies more terrifying than a crucified man coming back from the dead.

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WTF Retro Advertisements

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These ads are old, and they are very WTF. If someone can explain how these advertising could help sell the products they are promoting, please feel free to help.

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T-Rex Trying…

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I love artist Hugh Murphy’s highly amusing Tumblr, T-Rex Trying, in which the most infamous of dinosaurs is depicted attempting to do every day things such as stowing his hand luggage into the overhead locker, trying to make a move while watching a movie and trying to be a matador. It’s simple, silly and sweet, all at the same time.

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Charlie the Unicorn

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Charlie the Unicorn is a Flash animated short film and viral video directed, produced, animated, and written by Jason Steele of independent film company FilmCow. The film follows the life of Charlie, a lethargic unicorn, and two other unicorns who bring him on an allegedly magical adventure to the mythical “Candy Mountain”.

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The video was a viral hit, accumulating 50 million views and gaining worldwide praise. A merchandising line was later produced featuring the video’s characters and famed quotations, as well as two sequels, Charlie the Unicorn 2 and Charlie the Unicorn 3, released in 2008 and 2009, respectively, and a parody series titled Charlie teh Unicron, created by Steele in 2010. All three videos in the series were released to DVD in 2009 under the title The FilmCow Master Collection.

What is the door?
The door is everything… all what once was and will be… The door controles time and space.. Love and death.. .
The door can see into your mind!
The door can see into your soul!
Really? The door can do all that?
Heh… no.

So, seat tight and let The Magical Liopleurodon show you the way to the Candy Mountain… Choo choo…

Charlie! Look up to the blablablas
Charlie! Look up to the blablablas

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Working with Dinosaurs

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The Dinosaur Office is a clay-animation video series starring dinosaurs in familiar, everyday office situations. It was created by writers Kevin Corrigan, Caldwell Tanner and Brian Murphy at collegehumor.com in New York. Of course, unlike human workplaces, at Dinosaur Office all gossiping is done in booming dinosaur voices and fights-to-the-death occasionally break out at office parties.

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Mr. Fly, A Portrait

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Nicholas Hendrickx, a recreational macro photographer and general creativist from Belgium, takes one dead fly where no dead fly has ever been. With a little bit of photo equipment (a Canon EOS 350D plus various accessories) and a whole lot of patience, Nic has created The Adventures of Mr. Fly, an astonishing photoessay of miniature brilliance.

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From Mr. Fly’s wonderfully retro portrait, to his laid-back chill-out moment, to our personal favorite, his stint as a professional bum, the project is a testament to the power of a little bit of spare time and a seriously creative mind.

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Nic also does other macro stuff, some of it just as fascinating and all of it just as unexpected.

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Animals Talking in all CAPS

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I’ve fallen hard for the surrealism of Tumblr Animals Talking All In Caps. It features pictures of animals, from cats to tropically hued lizards, and they are talking ALL IN CAPS. The shouty creatures have remarkably human thoughts too.

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I CAN SORT OF SEE WHAT YOU’RE GOING FOR, BUT THE MAIN PROBLEM HERE IS THAT YOU DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE … STYLE? GOOD CLOTHES? A MODICUM OF RESTRAINT? THINGS LIKE THAT.

RIGHT NOW YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE LET LIBERACE DESIGN A METER MAID UNIFORM FOR A DESERT ENVIRONMENT.

PLEASE DON’T SMILE. THAT’S NOT A COMPLIMENT.

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THAT LOOKS QUITE PAINFUL. I’D SAY THERE’S A GOOD CHANCE IT’S BROKEN.

FAIL TO RESTORE YOUR ACCOUNT TO A POSITIVE BALANCE, MR. ANDREWS, AND YOU WILL INCUR FURTHER OVERDRAFTS.

INCUR FURTHER OVERDRAFTS AND YOU’LL BE SEEING US AGAIN.

NEXT TIME WE WON’T BE SO POLITE, YOU UNDERSTAND?

THANK YOU FOR BANKING WITH NATIONAL CITY.

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I MEAN, YEAH, I WANT A GIRLFRIEND BUT I’M PRETTY REALISTIC ABOUT MY CHANCES.

UNTIL THEY INVENT A WAY TO INSTAGRAM REAL LIFE I’M PROBABLY GOING TO BE SINGLE.

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PSSST. LOOK AT THE WAY CHARLES IS WALKING. HIS LIMP IS HILARIOUS.

AH OHWN DINK EW SHUH MAIG FUNNA HEEM. HE GAH HID BAI UH CAAH LAIG MEH.

WHAT?

AH SEH HE GAH HID BAI UH CAAH LAIG MEH!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE SAYING. EVER SINCE YOU GOT HIT BY THAT CAR IT’S BEEN REALLY HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOU.

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COME BACK! I SIMPLY WANT TO OFFER YOU A FREE PERSONALITY TEST TO DETERMINE WHETHER YOU’RE EXPERIENCING YOUR FULL POTENTIAL FOR HAPPINESS AND SUCCESS! NORMALLY THIS KIND OF TEST WOULD COST YOU IN EXCESS OF $500!

JUST LEAVE US ALONE! FUCKING SCIENTOLOGISTS!

IF YOU’RE NOT HAPPY WITH LIFE I CAN HELP YOU FIND OUT WHY! DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE REACTIVE MIND?

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LAURIE, IT TOOK ME TWO HOURS TO GET INTO THIS THING AND THE CORSET IS SUPER TIGHT. JUST GET ME ANOTHER BEER, PLEASE.

UGH! I’M NOT YOUR BABYSITTER! NEXT TIME REMEMBER TO CUT ARM HOLES!

I WILL. I’M SORRY. HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

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DO I WORK OUT? NO, I’M THIS DICED UP FROM ALL THE READING I DO. OF COURSE I WORK OUT, BABE. LOOK AT THIS SHIT.

IT’S LIKE, DO YOU HAVE ANY TAPE?

‘CAUSE I’M RIPPED. RIGHT?

SOMEONE CALL A MYRIAPODOLOGIST BECAUSE THESE MILLIPEDES ARE SIIIIICK.

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OH MY GOD, MOM, STOP TRYING TO BE CURRENT. IT’S EMBARRASING ENOUGH THAT YOU HAVE A FACEBOOK.

JUST GO LISTEN TO YOUR ZUNE, OKAY?

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Isn’t that Daryl?

JUST IGNORE HIM, OTHERWISE HE’S GOING TO THINK I CARE. IF HE WAS WORTH MY TIME HE WOULDN’T HAVE CHEATED ON ME. I’D TURN AROUND AND TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF BUT I DON’T WANT TO WASTE THE ENERGY.

COME ON, LET’S GO GET SOME PINKBERRY.

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For more go to http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/

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Movies Backwards

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If You Watch X Backwards, It’s About Y is a snowclone template often seen on online message boards, to change the narrative of a popular film using reverse chronology. It is used to highlight the hilarious or ridiculous aspects of the movie or comment on traditional cinematic and narrative conventions.

Years later, Redditor, posted a thread using the Jaws line as the topic. Several people in the comments began posting their own versions of the snowclone…

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I finish today’s post with a famous quote from Woody Allen

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“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”

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THE WORLD IS A BEAUTIFUL AND STRANGE PLACE

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Google Street View is dropping into an unfamiliar place and going for a virtual wonder.

Here are some of the unusual things Google has caught on camera…



For more go to Jon Rafman’s blog, 9-eyes.com.

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